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samandriel:

lesbianathogwarts:

hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

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Also apparently when Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent two teenage girls to him for use as he pleased, Napoleon was not happy because he was in love with Josephine. So he sent them back, but apparently the Egyptian ministers misunderstood.

Because they sent back two young boys.

that last one sent me into hysterics

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  • me: better than you
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pmvstump:

zombietwink:

pmvstump:

all my friends are dwayne johnson

Explain

they Rock

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a-whitegirl:

what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia 

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thisprettywren:

kstewart:

this saved the gays and also flung my wig into another galaxy

It’s hard to convey just how much my opinion of he has evolved. She’s a treasure.

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foodstimming:

Pizza is my Valentine, unless any of y'all would like to volunteer for the position. 😳
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me af

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chatnoirs-baton:

I vote to make Melissa McCarthy a regular in the role of Sean Spicer for life.

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bevsi:

made a tiny picture book for class. i wanted to challenge the idea that girls loving other girls is somehow adult/inappropriate

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